I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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