so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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