Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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