dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Randomize
