I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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