yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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