real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
What a dumb baby whore.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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