I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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