Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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