I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
