screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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