I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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