dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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