I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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