the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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