Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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