just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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