my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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