A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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