we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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