Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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