Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
