Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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