is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No subtext here. People are naked.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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