he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
3 2 1 whiskey
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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