Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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