The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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