Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Randomize
