So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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