I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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