Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
do herpes really smell.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
that is very illegal...i love you.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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