That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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