like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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