They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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