Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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