do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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