dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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