we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Randomize
