The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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