This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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