he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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