Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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