So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
True college students do jello shots in the library
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