thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
