i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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