C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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