Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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