Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
