I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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