i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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